Cluj University, Faculty of Letters: Thursday Morning Dump

3.18.2010

Thursday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at the highs and lows from last night's games.

I've been lazy about this the past few days, but ready to dive back in here with the first Dump of the playoffs. Last year, Will suggested that I choose from exclusively the playoff teams. That didn't feel right in spirit to me, but at the same time the playoff teams are pretty much the only folks who ever read this blog, and that is certainly true now that the chaff has been separated from the wheat here in the post-season. So this year I'll be selecting the Hot Shit, Loose Stool, and Shart from the contenders, but mentioning other noteworthy lines as well.

Hot Shit: David West, Black Prezodents
.538 - 1.000 - 0 - 36 - 15 - 5 - 1 - 0

Loose Stool: Marvin Williams, Noah's Ark
.100 - NA - 0 - 2 - 4 - 0 - 0 - 1

Shart: Jrue Holiday, Teen Wolf
.727 - .667 - 1 - 19 - 7 - 7 - 2 - 0

Hershey Squirts
Monta Ellis, Corn Rows n Tats
.435 - 1.000 - 2 - 28 - 3 - 13 - 4 - 0

Jason Kidd, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 2 - 4 - 0 - 0
This line made me think "Damn I wish I was playing Beb this week" until I saw LeBron's line. And Lee's. And Bogut's.

Troy Murphy, Power Bottom & Jelly
.429 - .750 - 4 - 19 - 15 - 5 - 2 - 0
If you think I'm not going to publish every semi-decent Murphy or Jennings line over the next three weeks, well... you just don't know me.

Later today: Final results of the regular season Octuplet Race.

4 comments:

Big CatMarch 18, 2010 at 11:47 AM
I'm pretty excited to see WWTMD's Carlos Arroyo face off against Black Prez's Udonis Haslem and Quentin Richardson tonight. It should also be noted that Teen Wolf is starting JJ Reddick. Cluj playoffs: it's FANTASTIC.
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the bebMarch 18, 2010 at 6:14 PM
seriously. we need a weekly transaction limit next year. this add and drop free for all is kind of lame and disproportionally helps shitty teams.
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the bebMarch 18, 2010 at 6:14 PM
also, tolliver totally had a little suprise in his shorts last night.
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Big CatMarch 19, 2010 at 11:57 PM
I like deyoung...and I'm leaning towards idiot. he left Curry in today...and he didn't play...and deyoung had guys on his bench. In other news, congrats Dekker!
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2010-2011 Octuplet Register

The Octuplet represents the pinnacle of fantasy basketball contributions: registering at least one stat in each of the volume categories, a field goal percentage of .350 or above and a .700 or better free throw percentage in one game. Lines are listed in standard ESPN order (FG% - FT% - 3PM - Reb - Ast - Stl - Blk - Pts)

October/November 2010

11/30
Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.632 - .909 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 37

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.591 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 32

11/28
LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.556 - .818 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 30

Aaron Afflalo, Uno Dos 3
.455 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 15

Jason Richardson, Ready for the World
.625 - 1.000 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 39

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.500 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 3 - 15

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - 1.000 - 3 - 7 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 23

Deron Williams, I'm Optimus Prime
.571 - .889 - 2 - 5 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 26

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.857 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

11/27
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 13

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .714 - 2 - 9 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/26
OJ Mayo
.571 - 1.000 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 23

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.450 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 22

Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 17

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.417 - .778 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 3 - 18

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.458 - .857 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 30

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.529 - .833 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/24
Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.455 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 15

Jeff Green, Mrs. Windhorst
.538 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 17

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - .857 - 4 - 6 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 26

Jrue Holiday, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 16

11/23
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 15

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 17

Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 16

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.412 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/22
Al-Farouq Aminu, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 16

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.615 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 20

11/21
Lamar Odom, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.625 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 15

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 13

11/20
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 1 - 20

11/19
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.765 - .833 - 4 - 5 - 11 - 4 - 1 - 35

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.467 - .800 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.409 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/18
Brandon Rush, Uno Dos 3
.571 - 1.000 - 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 14

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.429 - .857 - 4 - 7 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 22

11/17
Kevin Love, Browless Wonders
.636 - 1.000 - 2 - 14 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 24

Wilson Chandler, Uno Dos 3
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 13

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.750 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 16

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 18

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.609 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 33

Eric Gordon, Black Prezodents
.474 - .769 - 2 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/16
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - .700 - 2 - 8 - 11 - 1 - 1 - 19

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.563 - .857 - 1 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 7 - 25

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .875 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/15
Charlie Villanueva, Browless Wonders
.500 - .857 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 18

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.400 - .895 - 1 - 4 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 26

Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 15

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.474 - .833 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 26

Steve Nash, Uno Dos 3
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 2 - 1 - 15

11/14
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 23

11/13
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.600 - 1.000 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 18

Kirk Hinrich, Hip To Be Clip
.750 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 8

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .750 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 10

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.692 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 28

Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.400 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/12
Russel Westbrook, I'm Optimus Prime
.545 - .917 - 1 - 7 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 36

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.600 - .750 - 1 - 14 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/11
Ron Artest, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.636 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 18

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.474 - .857 - 2 - 11 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 26

11/10
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 22

John Salmons, Black Prezodents
.583 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 22

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - .833 - 2 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 25

Amar'e Stoudemire, Mrs. Windhorst
.600 - .875 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 33

11/9
Ben Gordon, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 8

Paul Millsap, I'm Optimus Prime
.679 - .714 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 46

11/8
Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 8 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 32

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.526 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 24

Monta Ellis, Mrs. Windhorst
.588 - .778 - 1 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 28

11/6
Nicolas Batum, Ready for the World
.500 - .750 - 3 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Eric Bledsoe, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 14

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.588 - .700 - 2 - 10 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 29

Anthony Morrow, Hip To Be Clip
.588 - 1.000 - 4 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 25

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.458 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 28

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.579 - 1.000 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 32

11/5
Hedo Turkoglu, Mrs. Windhorst
.545 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 18

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.438 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 28

Darren Collison, Browless Wonders
.385 - .889 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 19

LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - .875 - 1 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 20

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.385 - .750 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - .800 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 23

Brandon Jennings, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 18

11/4
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.636 - 1.000 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 24

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .800 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 17

11/3
Chris Paul, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .833 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 1 - 25

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 23

11/2
Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/1
Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.588 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 28

10/31
Kevin Durant, Uno Dos 3
.421 - .889 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 28

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 19

10/30
Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.481 - .769 - 3 - 6 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 39

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.524 - 1.000 - 5 - 7 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 29

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 22

Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.400 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.533 - .800 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 23

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.435 - .875 - 2 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 29

10/29
OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - 1.000 - 4 - 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.444 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 13

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.522 - .750 - 6 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 33

Andre Iguodala, Barbra Streisand
.526 - .833 - 2 - 6 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 27

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.364 - .750 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 1 - 6 - 12

10/28
Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.400 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 14

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.385 - .800 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 19

10/27
Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 7 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 30

Anthony Tolliver, Old Man Whiteford
.375 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 4 - 14

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 2 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 22

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.429 - 1.000 - 5 - 3 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 22

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