3.12.2010

Friday Morning Green Apple Splatters

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: I'm contemplating two: 
Andrey Blatche, Call em Bullets (he's getting boring because he's been so awesomely consistent)
.632 - 1.000 - 0 - 30 - 10 - 1 - 3 - 0
OR
Brandon Roy, Noah's Ark (why no 3's?  With some 3's, I think the hot shit is his...)
.636 - .765 - 0 - 41 - 8 - 3 - 2 - 1

Loose Stool: James Singleton, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut (no question.  he's the crappiest from last night)
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 7 - 1 - 0 - 0

Shart: Also contemplating two...
Anthony Tolliver, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut  (nice pickup)
.444 - 1.000 - 2 - 14 - 11 - 1 - 0 - 1
OR
Corey Maggette, WWTMD (he's healthy?)
.533 - .889 - 0 - 24 - 5 - 6 - 1 - 0

7 comments:

  1. months of constipation have left you indecisive. i am glad to see you back on the bowl, though.

    i would give the Hot Shit to Roy (even though Blatche has superior FTP, Roy actually made more than twice as many free throws as he did, which has to count for something).

    Shart should go to Tolliver. Maggette has a history of torching the Blazers, and thus his line comes as no surprise to me.

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  2. In an unbiased view, yes, I agree that Tolliver is the shart. But, since I wrote the poo and Maggette is now on my team, everything he does is surprising.

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  3. in a way it's actually kind of impressive to get the loose stool with 7 rebs.

    but yeah, he sucks. just a desperate attempt on my part to get a few extra stats in on a night when i didn't have many guys going

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  4. that's okay. you already dropped him to pick up Varegay.

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  5. i can't wait till the playoffs start and you drop chris paul so you can pick up cj watson

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  6. Don't think I haven't thought about it...

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