A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
The last Morning Dump of the regular season. Later Corn Rows, Bronxville, Cowboys and Power Bottom. Your teams must have really sucked.
Hot Shit: Tyreke Evans, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.526 - 1.000 - 2 - 29 - 9 - 11 - 2 - 0
The runner-up here was LeBron, who is also on UCB. And yet they managed to lose their hold on the regular season title yesterday. What the fuck, the rest of UCB?!?
Loose Stool: Beno Udrih, Cowboys
.125 - NA - 0 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 0
Really happy to give this to Dev in his last real game of the season.
Shart: Russell Westbrook, Black Prezodents
.750 - .545 - 0 - 30 - 3 - 11 - 1 - 1
We're ready to Shart all the way to the title, baby. Look out!
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For the first time in the month of March I wll be paying attention to the NBA. I cannot wait.
ReplyDeleteit wouldn't have killed you to pay attention to your team's ft shooting yesterday. dick.
ReplyDeletethe UCBs held their 5-3 lead it was dekker's team and their combined 31% ft shooting yesterday that blew a lead. unfortunately, it only mattered for me. if there was a way i could have had calderon foul jarrett jack and get him to the line a few times i would have.
by the way, luis scola is outraged at the lack of a sunday morning dump. he was so excited for his first hot shit of the year.
Sovic, is it okay if I consider our matchup a battle of 3 vs 4? Dekker and deyoung just seem...below us.
ReplyDeleteSorry Beb. If I knew my awful free throw shooting would help bardey I would have done something about it. D Howard will be chewed out at practice tonight.
ReplyDeleteDear Will,
ReplyDeleteBig words from a man who will be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs by wednesday. 2 bitch.
Love, Dekker
man i wish i could remember the origin of "2 bitch". i know shoaf told me about it.
ReplyDeletedekker, can i get dwight's address please to send him a thank you card?
The funny this is that dekker and I both remembered on the trip and talked about it. Now...it's gone. I have no fucking idea.
ReplyDeletethough we dont remember what "2 bitch" specifically referred to, we do know that 1) it was said by shoaf, 2) it was in a uttered in high pitched, tiny voice (almost like saying "check please!" at a restaurant), and 3) we almost died laughing immediately afterwards.
ReplyDeletecould it have been you telling me your frisbee golf score?
ReplyDeleteCould have been frisbee golf, could also have been playing putt putt golf. Those seem vaguely familiar
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