1.03.2012

Tuesday Noon Dump

A quick look at last night's highs and lows.  I think the categories are self explanatory, but I've provided definitions for dumb people...
(FG - FT - 3pt - reb - ast - st - blk - pts)


Hot Shit --best line of the night
Kevin Love, Dripping Man Klove
8/15 - 4/5 - 4 -15 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 24 


Loose Stool--worse line of the night
Ed Davis, Big Guy Big Guy
1/5 - 0/0 - 0 - 1 - 1 - 0 - 0 - 2 


Shart--surprising line of the night
Jarrett Jack, Barbara Streisand
11/17 - 4/4 - 1 - 5 - 11 - 1 - 2 - 27 

Upper Decker--best bench line of the night
Ben Gordon, Hip to be Clip
8/15 - 8/9 - 2 - 3 - 6 - 0 - 0 - 26 


You disagree?  Tell it in the comments, bitches.
A special thanks to Dois for being in charge of research.  

Missing: Sovic Tarasovic

Have you seen this man?  Known for his frequent posting of witty and acerbic comments on the Cluj University Faculty of Letters blog, this man was last seen posting in March of 2011.  If found, please give a swift kick in the nuts and put a laptop in front of him.

His Cluj family misses him so much...