A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
I just took my actual morning dump, and it was a serious growler. I guess that's what meatballs, a bottle of wine, and toenail popcorn will do to you. By the way, if you get a chance to get yourself some of these meatballs from Costco or wherever my mom gets them, do yourself a favor and give them a try. Delicious. Kinda spicy, like sausage, but healthy-ish (chicken!).
Hot Shit: Carlos Boozer, Corn Rows n Tats
.765 - .889 - 0 - 34 - 14 - 4 - 4 - 0
Loose Stool: Charlie Villanueva, Power Bottom & Jelly
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 4 - 0 - 0 - 0
Shart: Luol Deng, Teen Wolf
.500 - .714 - 0 - 23 - 11 - 2 - 3 - 2
Upper Decker: Chris Andersen, Black Prezodents
.667 - .857 - 0 - 14 - 10 - 1 - 2 - 1
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I believe Kmart is responsible for birdman's upper dekker.
ReplyDeletewill: either you're mistaken about the meaning of the word "responsible" (definitely a possibility) or you've simply taken your minutes fixation to a ridiculous new level (likely). yes, i understand: kenyon martin didn't play last night, which meant that there was more playing time for the birdman. but unless kmart was out there giving him a boost to get his 10 rebounds, or teaching him how to shoot free throws before the game, then he is in no way "responsible" for any of chris andersen's stats. the only thing more ridiculous would be to suggest that spencer hawes is somehow 'responsible' for nicolas batum's statistics. but then again, you did suggest that last night, so i guess i shouldn't be surprised.
ReplyDeletethere's the shoaf-bashing we all know and love. blog just wasn't the same without it.
ReplyDeleteOh Viche. You're just upset you're losing 7-1 to Toobin. It's okay; it's not your fault.
ReplyDeletenice smack talk, shoaf. i am losing! still no closer to explaining your idiocy, though. since it's not my fault, perhaps you can explain what player has taken my minutes and is thus responsible.
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