12.20.2009

Sunday night Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows

Hot Shit: Zach Randolph, Corn Rows 'n' Tats
.619 - 1.000 - 1 - 32 - 24 - 3 - 1 - 1

Loose Stool: Shaq, Bronxville Bitchsmackers (I also thought about Chalmers...)
.143 - .750 - 0 - 5 - 8 - 0 - 0 - 0

Shart: Raymond Felton, Black Prez (hot shit worthy as well...but it surprises me because I don't fucking expect Ray to do this shit).
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 27 - 9 - 7 - 2 -0

4 comments:

  1. randolph's incredible night comes on the heels of a 26-16 performance with 3 blocks on friday night. it appears that the end of the biz school semester has given elliott the time to do what countless nba franchises have failed to do: motivate z-bo.

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  2. In related crazy big man news, Rasheed was ejected the other night for being Rasheed. His response?
    When asked if he was angry with himself for being ejected, Wallace said, "Nah, not really. To answer your question honestly, I wasn't. I still play my game. I ain't changing my game for nobody."
    Black Prez: it's time to scoop him up off the waiver wire.

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  3. i've considered it approximately one million times. sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat and check to see if he's still on the waiver wire. then i look at his stats and can't bring myself to pull the trigger. he'll be a black prez at some point this season, but even i don't know when.

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  4. you need to re-pick up the Hibb before Sheed can be on your team...

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