Cluj University, Faculty of Letters: January 2010

1.16.2010

Saturday Morning Dump

A quick daily (ha!) look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Antawn Jamison, Cowboys
.440 - .643 - 3 - 34 - 18 - 5 - 1 - 0

Loose Stool: Vince Carter, Corn Rows n Tats
.143 - .667 - 1 - 5 - 0 - 2 - 0 - 1

Shart: Richard Hamilton, Call em Bullets
.455 - .857 - 0 - 32 - 3 - 10 - 3 - 0

and with so many games going and active players benched, we even get a...
Upper Decker: Boris Diaw, Black Prezodents
.714 - 1.000 - 4 - 26 - 11 - 2 - 0 - 1

1.08.2010

Friday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

There was only one NBA game last night, and it was hardly a pair of powerhouses - Bobcats vs. Knicks - but for some reason I woke up at 5am this morning, so figured I might as well take a dump.

Hot Shit: Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.384 - .667 - 2 - 26 - 7 - 3 - 3 - 1

Loose Stool: Nate Robinson, WWTMD
.500 - 1.000 - 2 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 0 - 0

Shart: Wilson Chandler, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.524 - 1.000 - 1 - 27 - 7 - 6 - 0 - 0

1.06.2010

Wednesday Noonish Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Tyreke Evans, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.435 - 1.000 - 0 - 27 - 11 - 7 - 2 - 1

Loose Stool: Michael Redd, Power Bottom & Jelly
.222 - 1.000 - 1 - 9 - 1 - 2 - 0 - 0

Shart: Lamar Odom, Cowboys
.700 - 1.000 - 0 - 17 - 19 - 9 - 0 - 1

1.05.2010

Tuesday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Kevin Durant, Black Prezodents
.643 - 1.000 - 2 - 25 - 8 - 3 - 1 - 0

Loose Stool: John Salmons, Noah's Ark
.125 - NA - 1 - 3- 2 - 0 - 1 - 0

Shart: Russell Westbrook, Black Prezodents
.542 - .600 - 0 - 29 - 7 - 6 - 2 - 0

1.04.2010

It's Me... Mario!

I just Google Image searched "Michael Beasley afro," wanting to make his new 'do my team image. The fifth result was this:

That's Ron Jeremy. As Mario. Awesome.

Monday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

The first Morning Dump of 2010. Yay!
Hot Shit: Mo Williams, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.588 - 1.000 - 5 - 27 - 5 - 6 - 1 - 0

Loose Stool: Anderson Varejao, Corn Rows n Tats
.125 - NA - 0 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1

Shart: Chris Duhon, Call em Bullets
.750 - NA - 6 - 18 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 0

2010-2011 Octuplet Register

The Octuplet represents the pinnacle of fantasy basketball contributions: registering at least one stat in each of the volume categories, a field goal percentage of .350 or above and a .700 or better free throw percentage in one game. Lines are listed in standard ESPN order (FG% - FT% - 3PM - Reb - Ast - Stl - Blk - Pts)

October/November 2010

11/30
Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.632 - .909 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 37

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.591 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 32

11/28
LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.556 - .818 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 30

Aaron Afflalo, Uno Dos 3
.455 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 15

Jason Richardson, Ready for the World
.625 - 1.000 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 39

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.500 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 3 - 15

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - 1.000 - 3 - 7 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 23

Deron Williams, I'm Optimus Prime
.571 - .889 - 2 - 5 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 26

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.857 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

11/27
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 13

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .714 - 2 - 9 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/26
OJ Mayo
.571 - 1.000 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 23

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.450 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 22

Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 17

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.417 - .778 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 3 - 18

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.458 - .857 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 30

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.529 - .833 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/24
Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.455 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 15

Jeff Green, Mrs. Windhorst
.538 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 17

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - .857 - 4 - 6 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 26

Jrue Holiday, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 16

11/23
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 15

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 17

Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 16

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.412 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/22
Al-Farouq Aminu, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 16

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.615 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 20

11/21
Lamar Odom, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.625 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 15

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 13

11/20
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 1 - 20

11/19
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.765 - .833 - 4 - 5 - 11 - 4 - 1 - 35

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.467 - .800 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.409 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/18
Brandon Rush, Uno Dos 3
.571 - 1.000 - 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 14

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.429 - .857 - 4 - 7 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 22

11/17
Kevin Love, Browless Wonders
.636 - 1.000 - 2 - 14 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 24

Wilson Chandler, Uno Dos 3
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 13

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.750 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 16

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 18

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.609 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 33

Eric Gordon, Black Prezodents
.474 - .769 - 2 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/16
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - .700 - 2 - 8 - 11 - 1 - 1 - 19

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.563 - .857 - 1 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 7 - 25

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .875 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/15
Charlie Villanueva, Browless Wonders
.500 - .857 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 18

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.400 - .895 - 1 - 4 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 26

Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 15

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.474 - .833 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 26

Steve Nash, Uno Dos 3
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 2 - 1 - 15

11/14
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 23

11/13
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.600 - 1.000 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 18

Kirk Hinrich, Hip To Be Clip
.750 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 8

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .750 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 10

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.692 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 28

Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.400 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/12
Russel Westbrook, I'm Optimus Prime
.545 - .917 - 1 - 7 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 36

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.600 - .750 - 1 - 14 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/11
Ron Artest, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.636 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 18

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.474 - .857 - 2 - 11 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 26

11/10
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 22

John Salmons, Black Prezodents
.583 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 22

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - .833 - 2 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 25

Amar'e Stoudemire, Mrs. Windhorst
.600 - .875 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 33

11/9
Ben Gordon, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 8

Paul Millsap, I'm Optimus Prime
.679 - .714 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 46

11/8
Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 8 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 32

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.526 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 24

Monta Ellis, Mrs. Windhorst
.588 - .778 - 1 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 28

11/6
Nicolas Batum, Ready for the World
.500 - .750 - 3 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Eric Bledsoe, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 14

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.588 - .700 - 2 - 10 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 29

Anthony Morrow, Hip To Be Clip
.588 - 1.000 - 4 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 25

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.458 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 28

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.579 - 1.000 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 32

11/5
Hedo Turkoglu, Mrs. Windhorst
.545 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 18

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.438 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 28

Darren Collison, Browless Wonders
.385 - .889 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 19

LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - .875 - 1 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 20

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.385 - .750 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - .800 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 23

Brandon Jennings, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 18

11/4
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.636 - 1.000 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 24

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .800 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 17

11/3
Chris Paul, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .833 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 1 - 25

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 23

11/2
Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/1
Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.588 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 28

10/31
Kevin Durant, Uno Dos 3
.421 - .889 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 28

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 19

10/30
Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.481 - .769 - 3 - 6 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 39

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.524 - 1.000 - 5 - 7 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 29

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 22

Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.400 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.533 - .800 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 23

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.435 - .875 - 2 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 29

10/29
OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - 1.000 - 4 - 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.444 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 13

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.522 - .750 - 6 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 33

Andre Iguodala, Barbra Streisand
.526 - .833 - 2 - 6 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 27

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.364 - .750 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 1 - 6 - 12

10/28
Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.400 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 14

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.385 - .800 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 19

10/27
Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 7 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 30

Anthony Tolliver, Old Man Whiteford
.375 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 4 - 14

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 2 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 22

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.429 - 1.000 - 5 - 3 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 22

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