12.04.2009

Friday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Aaron Brooks, Cowboys
.533 - 1.000 - 5 - 25 - 2 - 7 - 2 - 0

Loose Stool: Mario Chalmers, Power Bottom & Jelly
.500 - .500 - 0 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 0

Shart: Carl Landry, Corn Rows 'n tats
.800 - 1.000 - 0 - 22 - 9 - 1 - 2 - 3

I struggled here; Landry's good now, so maybe it's not that surprising.  And maybe Aaron Brooks should be the surprising shart and and Landry the hot shit.  I don't know.  Discuss amongst yourselves in the comment section.

-WWTMD

2 comments:

  1. For the new people:
    Hot Shit and Loose Stool should be self explanatory. We will no longer be having the upper decker (which was the best stat line on someone's bench). Instead, Sovic decided to go with the Shart, which is the most surprising performance.

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  2. DC!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZG8Y52_0MM&feature=related

    DeJong's favorite!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnl2fuz1IWw&feature=related

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