For those of you new to the league and blog, the Morning Dump is a quick look at the previous night's highs and lows. The Hot Shit goes to the night's best performance. Loose Stool is awarded to the most disappointing player. A quality outing that has been left on the bench is known as an Upper Decker. And a Shart is assigned to the most suprising line of the evening. There are a few other gradations of poopery, but we'll keep it simple for now.
Hot Shit
Tim Duncan, Uno Dos 3
8/15 - 5/6 - 0 - 16 - 8 - 0 - 5 - 21
Loose Stool
Marc Gasol, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
2/4 - 0/0 - 0 - 1 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 4
Shart
Arron Afflalo, Uno Dos 3
8/11 - 1/2 - 5 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 0 - 22
Upper Decker
DeJuan Blair, I'm Optimus Prime
8/12 - 2/5 - 0 - 13 - 1 - 4 - 3 - 18
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lesson of the night...start your big men when they're playing against the knicks
ReplyDeleteThis blog has been useful from the standpoint of teaching me more scatological vocabulary; and for that Sovic, I thank you.
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