Zabian Dowdell Tarasovic
Yakhouba Diawara Tarasovic
Alonzo Gee Tarasovic
Luther Head Tarasovic
Othyus Jeffers Tarasovic
Mickell Gladness Tarasovic
Lazar Hayward Tarasovic
Magnum Rolle Tarasovic
Latavious Williams Tarasovic
Longar Longar Tarasovic
Dexter Pittman Tarasovic
A few notes:
*I really wish my middle name was "Gladness"
*Luther Head would also make a great porn name
*Longar Longar is from Wow, Sudan
*If you see the name Magnum Rolle (my personal favorite) and think to yourself "Damn, there's a lot of professional athletes named Rolle," check out this old SI story.
*No matter which name wins out, we all know who the mother's going to be:
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