Week 19 in Review: Game Re-Caps

In case you were only paying attention to your own game, you selfish prick.

The playoffs are drawing nigh, and with only one more playoff position up for grabs, the final week of the regular season promises to be hot and heavy as those on the bubble vie to get in, and those of us who've made it jockey for position. This comes after an exciting week in which four of the top five teams faced each other and the trade deadline brought about the relocation of one of the league's top draft picks. Holy fuck that's a lot of excitement. Let's review:

Tuesday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Manu Ginobili, Noah's Ark
.522 - 1.000 - 7 - 38 - 7 - 5 - 2 - 0
And with that, the battle for 3s in Ark vs. Prez is over as soon as it begins.

Loose Stool: Kevin Love, WWTMD
.143 - 1.000 - 0 - 6 - 6 - 0 - 0 - 0
Nice shootin', KLove.

Shart: Shawn Marion, Power Bottom & Jelly
.560 - .500 - 0 - 29 - 14 - 0 - 3 - 0
Some ol'-timey Matrix numbers there.

Monday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Kobe Bryant, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.400 - 1.000 - 2 - 34 - 7 - 7 - 3 - 0

Loose Stool: Spencer Hawes, Noah's Ark
.333 - .000 - 0 - 4 - 2 - 4 - 0 - 2

Shart: Jeff Green, Power Bottom & Jelly
.417 - 1.000 - 1 - 12 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 1
Not really Shart-worthy, but notable because it's one of the worst Octo lines in history.

Friday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.400 - 1.000 - 1 - 17 - 6 - 1 - 5 - 2
Seven Stocks plus the Octo gives Rudy a defensive Hot Shit.

Loose Stool: Channing Frye, Noah's Ark
.250 - NA - 1 - 3 - 3 - 2 - 0 - 1

Shart: Mehmet Okur, Noah's Ark
.412 - .800 - 2 - 24 - 6 - 0 - 1 - 1

Thursday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: David Lee, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.533 - .833 - 0 - 21 - 18 - 8 - 3 - 1

Loose Stool: Al Thornton, Teen Wolf
.250 - NA - 0 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 0 - 0

Shart: Mike Conley, Noah's Ark
.611 - .600 - 1 - 26 - 3 - 7 - 5 - 0

Upper Decker: Tracy McGrady, Power Bottom & Jelly
.500 - .875 - 2 - 21 - 7 - 8 - 3 - 1

Tuesday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.


Hot Shit: Baron Davis
.500 - .750 - 2 - 19 - 5 - 12 - 1 - 2

Loose Stool: Kirk Hinrich, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.111 - NA - 0 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 0 - 0

Shart: Darren Collison, WWTMD
.417 - NA - 0 - 10 - 5 - 15 - 2 - 0
15 assists just a night after notching 30+ points deserves some dap, I thought.

Upper Decker: Marcus Thornton, Call em Bullets
.632 - .000 - 6 - 30 - 7 - 2 - 0 - 0

Dev Batta Memorial Piece of Shit Award: Paul Millsap, Cowboys
.600 - .833 - 0 - 17 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 2
Millsap is my go-to guy here.

Monday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.


Hot Shit:Andray Blatche, Call em Bullets
.548 - .667 - 0 - 36 - 15 - 4 - 2 - 2
Wanted to make this a Shart, and point out that post-AS Break Blatche deserves some kind of lifetime achievement Shart, but it was definitely the best line of the evening, so it had to go here. Welcome to the big time, Andray.

Loose Stool: Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, Call em Bullets
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 0 - 1 - 0 - 0

Shart: Lamar Odom, Cowboys
.615 - .750 - 1 - 20 - 12 - 1 - 4 - 1
I believe this is Lamar's first Octo of the year. Congrats, Lamar.


Dev Batta Memorial Piece of Shit Award: Brendan Haywood, Teen Wolf
.667 - .800 - 0 - 12 - 9 - 0 - 2 - 2
This shit is catching.
I just realized that Dekker sat his Centers in an effort to overtake Dev in Free Throw Percentage, after he had already iced the other categories. I apologize for this oversight on the part of the Faculty.