Wednesday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Lebron James, unfrozencavemanbogut
.483 -.917 - 4 - 43 -13 - 6 - 0 - 1
 
Loose Stool: Anderson Varejao, unfrozencavemanbogut
.333 -.333- 0 - 5 -6 - 0 - 0 - 0  (I actually didn't look through for this one; it's Dois's choice)


Shart: OJ Mayo, Cowboys
.556 - 1.000 - 3 - 28 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 0

I think 4 ocuplets last night...but can't remember who...

Monday at lunchtime dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Dwayne Wade, Call em Bullets
.625 -.875 - 0 - 34 - 5 - 10 - 1 - 4 
 
Loose Stool: Jason Thompson, unfrozencavemanbogut
.222 -.500- 0 - 5 -8 - 4 - 0 - 0 (He did get 8 rebs, which is nice, and there are similarly shitty lines from a few Sunday night players.  However, his low %'s and 0 stl and blk numbers sealed it)

Shart: Larry Hughes, Power Bottom and Jelly
.417 - .824 - 1 - 25 - 4 - 4 - 0 - 1

After 8 octuplets on Sat night, no one had an octuplet last night.

Very early Sunday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Dirk Nowitzki, Cowboys
.458 -.800 - 2 - 32 - 9 - 2 - 1 - 4

Loose Stool #1: Chris Anderson, Mr. Wizard
.000 -1.000- 0 - 2 - 3 - 0 - 0 - 1 (oh birdman, you flew like shit)

Loose Stool #2: Dev Batta, Cowboys owner
Set your fucking lineup.  However, despite not setting your lineup, you're still beating Billy 5-3.  So, maybe keep it up?  


Shart: Kevin Love,  WWTMD (only the 2nd game back from injury, and he's already throwing up an octuplet.  I think he's a complete douche, but I'm glad I picked him up).
.667 - 1.000 - 2 - 18 - 10 - 1 - 2 - 1


Also, 8 fucking ocuplets tonight.  Wow.  Would have been more if not for the "gay" percentage requirements (that's for you, beb).  

Saturday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Chris Paul, Power Bottom & Jelly
.462 - 1.000 - 1 - 16 - 6 - 15 - 8 - 1

Loose Stool: Roy Hibbert, Black Prezodents
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 1 - 2 - 0 - 1

Shart: Chris Duhon, Cowboys
.625 - .500 - 4 - 25 - 4 - 10 - 1 - 0

Friday Morning Dump

A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.

Hot Shit: Aaron Brooks, Cowboys
.533 - 1.000 - 5 - 25 - 2 - 7 - 2 - 0

Loose Stool: Mario Chalmers, Power Bottom & Jelly
.500 - .500 - 0 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 0

Shart: Carl Landry, Corn Rows 'n tats
.800 - 1.000 - 0 - 22 - 9 - 1 - 2 - 3

I struggled here; Landry's good now, so maybe it's not that surprising.  And maybe Aaron Brooks should be the surprising shart and and Landry the hot shit.  I don't know.  Discuss amongst yourselves in the comment section.

-WWTMD

Scottie Pippen...

...is an OG Black Prezodent.

(Patrick Ewing is not. But oddly, enough, Patrick Chewing may just be.)

The Real NBA

I wanna talk to Sampson!




There are so many awesome things about this video I don't even know where to begin. For example:
-the actual mid-80s ads you see a few minutes in
-Sampson cursing on national television
-the call on the play? "Punching foul." That's honestly what the referee says
-the difference between the way an incident like this would be commentated today and the way it was then
-Bill Walton mixing it up
and a glass of wine with dinner. Amazing.