Cluj University, Faculty of Letters: The Real NBA

11.09.2009

The Real NBA

I wanna talk to Sampson!

There are so many awesome things about this video I don't even know where to begin. For example:
-the actual mid-80s ads you see a few minutes in
-Sampson cursing on national television
-the call on the play? "Punching foul." That's honestly what the referee says
-the difference between the way an incident like this would be commentated today and the way it was then
-Bill Walton mixing it up
and a glass of wine with dinner. Amazing.

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AnonymousNovember 11, 2009 at 7:52 AM
Then go to College Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ16fT-ESIg&feature=related

-Jimmy Milltrigger
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2010-2011 Octuplet Register

The Octuplet represents the pinnacle of fantasy basketball contributions: registering at least one stat in each of the volume categories, a field goal percentage of .350 or above and a .700 or better free throw percentage in one game. Lines are listed in standard ESPN order (FG% - FT% - 3PM - Reb - Ast - Stl - Blk - Pts)

October/November 2010

11/30
Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.632 - .909 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 37

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.591 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 32

11/28
LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.556 - .818 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 30

Aaron Afflalo, Uno Dos 3
.455 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 15

Jason Richardson, Ready for the World
.625 - 1.000 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 39

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.500 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 3 - 15

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - 1.000 - 3 - 7 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 23

Deron Williams, I'm Optimus Prime
.571 - .889 - 2 - 5 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 26

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.857 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

11/27
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 13

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .714 - 2 - 9 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/26
OJ Mayo
.571 - 1.000 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 23

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.450 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 22

Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 17

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.417 - .778 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 3 - 18

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.458 - .857 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 30

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.529 - .833 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/24
Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.455 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 15

Jeff Green, Mrs. Windhorst
.538 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 17

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - .857 - 4 - 6 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 26

Jrue Holiday, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 16

11/23
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 15

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 17

Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 16

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.412 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/22
Al-Farouq Aminu, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 16

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.615 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 20

11/21
Lamar Odom, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.625 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 15

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 13

11/20
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 1 - 20

11/19
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.765 - .833 - 4 - 5 - 11 - 4 - 1 - 35

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.467 - .800 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.409 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/18
Brandon Rush, Uno Dos 3
.571 - 1.000 - 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 14

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.429 - .857 - 4 - 7 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 22

11/17
Kevin Love, Browless Wonders
.636 - 1.000 - 2 - 14 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 24

Wilson Chandler, Uno Dos 3
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 13

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.750 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 16

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 18

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.609 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 33

Eric Gordon, Black Prezodents
.474 - .769 - 2 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/16
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - .700 - 2 - 8 - 11 - 1 - 1 - 19

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.563 - .857 - 1 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 7 - 25

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .875 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/15
Charlie Villanueva, Browless Wonders
.500 - .857 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 18

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.400 - .895 - 1 - 4 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 26

Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 15

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.474 - .833 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 26

Steve Nash, Uno Dos 3
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 2 - 1 - 15

11/14
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 23

11/13
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.600 - 1.000 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 18

Kirk Hinrich, Hip To Be Clip
.750 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 8

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .750 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 10

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.692 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 28

Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.400 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/12
Russel Westbrook, I'm Optimus Prime
.545 - .917 - 1 - 7 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 36

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.600 - .750 - 1 - 14 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/11
Ron Artest, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.636 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 18

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.474 - .857 - 2 - 11 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 26

11/10
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 22

John Salmons, Black Prezodents
.583 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 22

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - .833 - 2 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 25

Amar'e Stoudemire, Mrs. Windhorst
.600 - .875 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 33

11/9
Ben Gordon, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 8

Paul Millsap, I'm Optimus Prime
.679 - .714 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 46

11/8
Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 8 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 32

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.526 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 24

Monta Ellis, Mrs. Windhorst
.588 - .778 - 1 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 28

11/6
Nicolas Batum, Ready for the World
.500 - .750 - 3 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Eric Bledsoe, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 14

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.588 - .700 - 2 - 10 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 29

Anthony Morrow, Hip To Be Clip
.588 - 1.000 - 4 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 25

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.458 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 28

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.579 - 1.000 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 32

11/5
Hedo Turkoglu, Mrs. Windhorst
.545 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 18

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.438 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 28

Darren Collison, Browless Wonders
.385 - .889 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 19

LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - .875 - 1 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 20

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.385 - .750 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - .800 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 23

Brandon Jennings, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 18

11/4
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.636 - 1.000 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 24

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .800 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 17

11/3
Chris Paul, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .833 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 1 - 25

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 23

11/2
Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/1
Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.588 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 28

10/31
Kevin Durant, Uno Dos 3
.421 - .889 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 28

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 19

10/30
Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.481 - .769 - 3 - 6 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 39

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.524 - 1.000 - 5 - 7 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 29

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 22

Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.400 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.533 - .800 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 23

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.435 - .875 - 2 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 29

10/29
OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - 1.000 - 4 - 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.444 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 13

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.522 - .750 - 6 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 33

Andre Iguodala, Barbra Streisand
.526 - .833 - 2 - 6 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 27

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.364 - .750 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 1 - 6 - 12

10/28
Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.400 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 14

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.385 - .800 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 19

10/27
Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 7 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 30

Anthony Tolliver, Old Man Whiteford
.375 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 4 - 14

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 2 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 22

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.429 - 1.000 - 5 - 3 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 22

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11.09.2009

The Real NBA

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