Cluj University, Faculty of Letters: Pre-Season Prez

10.24.2009

Pre-Season Prez

We're just a few days away from the Season Opener (and our draft) and I was going through the depth charts, identifying dudes I'm psyched about drafting this year. I'm not going to publish that list (well, maybe after the draft), but I'm willing to admit that one of the guys I was on the fence about was Andray Blatche. I decided to do a little research, and was reminded of the time that Blatche was arrested for trying to pick up a hooker who was actually an undercover cop. And of the fact that he didn't have to do any time or anything, he just had to go to a "day-long seminar for men who solicited prostitutes." The arrest is old news, I know, but I'm really curious about what gets taught at that class. What can they possibly say to them all day other than "Don't"?

Also: Heatedness between Lamar and the Birdman tonight. In pre-season! I like it.

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AnonymousOctober 25, 2009 at 10:18 PM
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AnonymousOctober 25, 2009 at 10:19 PM
Most of the class is just former prostitutes, health experts, psychologists and law enforcement officers talking to the men about the risks of hiring a prostitute. Sometimes they yell to make their point, but you're right, viche, it's mostly just "don't."

Will
-I have no idea why it won't let me post as my user account...
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Commandant LassardOctober 28, 2009 at 1:55 AM
can you explain you know this?
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Big CatOctober 28, 2009 at 1:44 PM
I just do...
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doisOctober 28, 2009 at 11:17 PM
awesome draft tonight, boys. let's get it on!
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AnonymousOctober 31, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Will, quit your gripin' You don't need to post with your fancy boy user account. Just post anonymously.
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Big CatOctober 31, 2009 at 4:07 PM
you shut your face, anonymous.
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doisNovember 5, 2009 at 8:09 PM
hey prez,

can we please get a morning dump now and again? i know you're hard at work on the football blog, but it really makes the morning much more satisfying.

thanks,
lez boulez
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The Octuplet represents the pinnacle of fantasy basketball contributions: registering at least one stat in each of the volume categories, a field goal percentage of .350 or above and a .700 or better free throw percentage in one game. Lines are listed in standard ESPN order (FG% - FT% - 3PM - Reb - Ast - Stl - Blk - Pts)

October/November 2010

11/30
Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.632 - .909 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 37

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.591 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 32

11/28
LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.556 - .818 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 30

Aaron Afflalo, Uno Dos 3
.455 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 15

Jason Richardson, Ready for the World
.625 - 1.000 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 39

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.500 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 3 - 15

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - 1.000 - 3 - 7 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 23

Deron Williams, I'm Optimus Prime
.571 - .889 - 2 - 5 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 26

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.857 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

11/27
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 13

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .714 - 2 - 9 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/26
OJ Mayo
.571 - 1.000 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 23

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.450 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 22

Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 17

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.417 - .778 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 3 - 18

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.458 - .857 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 30

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.529 - .833 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/24
Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.455 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 15

Jeff Green, Mrs. Windhorst
.538 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 17

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - .857 - 4 - 6 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 26

Jrue Holiday, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 16

11/23
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 15

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 17

Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 16

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.412 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/22
Al-Farouq Aminu, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 16

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.615 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 20

11/21
Lamar Odom, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.625 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 15

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 13

11/20
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 1 - 20

11/19
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.765 - .833 - 4 - 5 - 11 - 4 - 1 - 35

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.467 - .800 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.409 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/18
Brandon Rush, Uno Dos 3
.571 - 1.000 - 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 14

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.429 - .857 - 4 - 7 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 22

11/17
Kevin Love, Browless Wonders
.636 - 1.000 - 2 - 14 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 24

Wilson Chandler, Uno Dos 3
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 13

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.750 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 16

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 18

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.609 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 33

Eric Gordon, Black Prezodents
.474 - .769 - 2 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/16
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - .700 - 2 - 8 - 11 - 1 - 1 - 19

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.563 - .857 - 1 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 7 - 25

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .875 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/15
Charlie Villanueva, Browless Wonders
.500 - .857 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 18

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.400 - .895 - 1 - 4 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 26

Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 15

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.474 - .833 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 26

Steve Nash, Uno Dos 3
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 2 - 1 - 15

11/14
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 23

11/13
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.600 - 1.000 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 18

Kirk Hinrich, Hip To Be Clip
.750 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 8

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .750 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 10

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.692 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 28

Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.400 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/12
Russel Westbrook, I'm Optimus Prime
.545 - .917 - 1 - 7 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 36

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.600 - .750 - 1 - 14 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/11
Ron Artest, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.636 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 18

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.474 - .857 - 2 - 11 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 26

11/10
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 22

John Salmons, Black Prezodents
.583 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 22

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - .833 - 2 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 25

Amar'e Stoudemire, Mrs. Windhorst
.600 - .875 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 33

11/9
Ben Gordon, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 8

Paul Millsap, I'm Optimus Prime
.679 - .714 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 46

11/8
Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 8 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 32

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.526 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 24

Monta Ellis, Mrs. Windhorst
.588 - .778 - 1 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 28

11/6
Nicolas Batum, Ready for the World
.500 - .750 - 3 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Eric Bledsoe, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 14

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.588 - .700 - 2 - 10 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 29

Anthony Morrow, Hip To Be Clip
.588 - 1.000 - 4 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 25

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.458 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 28

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.579 - 1.000 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 32

11/5
Hedo Turkoglu, Mrs. Windhorst
.545 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 18

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.438 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 28

Darren Collison, Browless Wonders
.385 - .889 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 19

LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - .875 - 1 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 20

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.385 - .750 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - .800 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 23

Brandon Jennings, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 18

11/4
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.636 - 1.000 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 24

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .800 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 17

11/3
Chris Paul, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .833 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 1 - 25

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 23

11/2
Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/1
Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.588 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 28

10/31
Kevin Durant, Uno Dos 3
.421 - .889 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 28

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 19

10/30
Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.481 - .769 - 3 - 6 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 39

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.524 - 1.000 - 5 - 7 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 29

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 22

Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.400 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.533 - .800 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 23

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.435 - .875 - 2 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 29

10/29
OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - 1.000 - 4 - 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.444 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 13

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.522 - .750 - 6 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 33

Andre Iguodala, Barbra Streisand
.526 - .833 - 2 - 6 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 27

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.364 - .750 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 1 - 6 - 12

10/28
Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.400 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 14

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.385 - .800 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 19

10/27
Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 7 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 30

Anthony Tolliver, Old Man Whiteford
.375 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 4 - 14

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 2 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 22

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.429 - 1.000 - 5 - 3 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 22

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