Pre-Season Prez

We're just a few days away from the Season Opener (and our draft) and I was going through the depth charts, identifying dudes I'm psyched about drafting this year. I'm not going to publish that list (well, maybe after the draft), but I'm willing to admit that one of the guys I was on the fence about was Andray Blatche. I decided to do a little research, and was reminded of the time that Blatche was arrested for trying to pick up a hooker who was actually an undercover cop. And of the fact that he didn't have to do any time or anything, he just had to go to a "day-long seminar for men who solicited prostitutes." The arrest is old news, I know, but I'm really curious about what gets taught at that class. What can they possibly say to them all day other than "Don't"?

Also: Heatedness between Lamar and the Birdman tonight. In pre-season! I like it.