A quick look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Vince Carter, Fire Leitao
.500 - 1.000 - 5 - 41 - 7 - 6 - 2 - 0
Loose Stool: Rashad McCants, Screen Team
.500 - N/A - 0 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 0 - 0
Upper Decker: Baron Davis, Black Prez
.375 - 1.000 - 1 - 20 - 6 - 10 - 2 - 1
Son of a bitch, that's an Octuplet on my bench.
3.16.2009
3.15.2009
Morning Dump
A quick look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit:
Dwyane Wade, Great Oden
.487 - .889 - 4 - 50 - 10 - 9 - 4 - 2
Jesus this guy has killed me this week.
Loose Stool:
Michael Beasley, Black Prez
.240 - 1.000 - 0 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 0
Upper Decker:
Kevin Durant, Screen Team
.450 - 1.000 - 1 - 22 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 1
Screen can't really be blamed for benching KD, since this is his first game in weeks, but it's worth noting that he is back.
Hot Shit:
Dwyane Wade, Great Oden
.487 - .889 - 4 - 50 - 10 - 9 - 4 - 2
Jesus this guy has killed me this week.
Loose Stool:
Michael Beasley, Black Prez
.240 - 1.000 - 0 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 0
Upper Decker:
Kevin Durant, Screen Team
.450 - 1.000 - 1 - 22 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 1
Screen can't really be blamed for benching KD, since this is his first game in weeks, but it's worth noting that he is back.
An Open Letter...
...to the guy sitting in front of Bardey and me on the bus to AC last night.
Dear Sir:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did our quiet, conventional conversation bother you? To the point that you felt the need to shush or, as you so so eloquently put it, complain that it was "a long... talk"? I truly apologize. After all, this is a Greyhound bus that cost you $17, and you are travelling from New York City to Atlantic City on a Friday night, so I can imagine you need your rest. I mean, you could be sending your hard-earned money back to your family in Laos, but instead you're heading to a casino to gamble it away; that must be exhausting. As long as we're talking, though, let me make a few suggestions:
1) Since we're on a bus with approximately 6 inches of space between my seat and yours, and you've decided that you should fully recline your seat-back, perhaps the problem is that I have failed to fully embrace my responsibility as the man sitting behind you. Your head (and with it, your seat) is literally in my lap, so perhaps I could help you get some rest. Maybe I could massage your temples? They are, after all, six inches away from my face, and as long as I can't so much as shift my legs or lean forward, I might as well stretch my muscles by comforting you. Perhaps I could even sing you a lullabye? Would that help?
Oh, or maybe you could decide not to recline your seat, as I have done on every bus and train I've taken for the past six years? Considering that reclining adds to your comfort about .001%, and makes it so that I am frozen in a rigid, corpse-like state in my own seat, de-clining would seem to server the greater good; but it's totally up to you, brah.
2) Considering that you we're so incredibly close, maybe it would have made sense for you to bring an IPod and headphones on this trip. I mean, I packed light, what with it being a one-night trip and all, but I at least brought some tunes just in case I wanted to drown out the sound of 60 other people on my bus and listen to some of the music I like en route to Atlantic City. It's a crazy idea, I know, but portable, personal music has been around for about 30 years now, so maybe it's something you should look into.
3) Then again, IPods can be expensive, and portable CD players are nearly 20 dollars these days, so maybe that's something you can't afford. I get it, man. The economy is tight and you're trying to save every buck, so let me clue you in. They've come up with these crazy things called earplugs, and they cost about a dollar. Here's how I use them: basically, any time I know that my ears are going to be SIX FUCKING INCHES from somebody's mouth, I get myself a pair of these babies to drown out the noise. It could be talking; it could be snoring; it could be breathing. At that distance, it's more or less a function of BASIC HUMAN BEHAVIOR that I'm going to hear whatever the fuck is going on and I'm not going to be totally comfortable. I might like to drown some shit out. A nice pair of earplugs achieves this in a cheap, easily-available way.
4) Maybe, whatever the fuck your problem is, you could just shut the fuck up and let it go and not be such a fucking pussy. You ever think of that, you stupid son of a bitch? Instead of complaing about people having a conversation and then spending the next sixty minutes swinging your head around like a wild man as you fall asleep, nod off into the aisle, and wake up AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, you could just stay awake for an extra hour on your way down to the fucking casinos.
These are only a few of the many possible solutions I could propose to the problems you enountered on the prime time bus from the Port Authority to Caesar's on the night of Friday, March 13th. If I can be of any more assistance, please don't hesitate to contact me. I can be reached at youreafuckingfuck@worthlesspieceofshit.com.
Regards!
Jeremiah Johnson
Note: I actually have no problem with this guy. Many's the time I've been on a bus or train between NYC and DC and been totally frustrated with conversations going on around me. As soon as he requested that Bardey and I quiet down, we did, and with no complaint. It's just that I didn't bring any reading material on the bus and had an hour and half to stew to myself about it, and this is what I came up with. If I receive one request with regards to this blog, it's that I be more angry, so I figured I might as well publish this. Hope you enjoyed.
Dear Sir:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did our quiet, conventional conversation bother you? To the point that you felt the need to shush or, as you so so eloquently put it, complain that it was "a long... talk"? I truly apologize. After all, this is a Greyhound bus that cost you $17, and you are travelling from New York City to Atlantic City on a Friday night, so I can imagine you need your rest. I mean, you could be sending your hard-earned money back to your family in Laos, but instead you're heading to a casino to gamble it away; that must be exhausting. As long as we're talking, though, let me make a few suggestions:
1) Since we're on a bus with approximately 6 inches of space between my seat and yours, and you've decided that you should fully recline your seat-back, perhaps the problem is that I have failed to fully embrace my responsibility as the man sitting behind you. Your head (and with it, your seat) is literally in my lap, so perhaps I could help you get some rest. Maybe I could massage your temples? They are, after all, six inches away from my face, and as long as I can't so much as shift my legs or lean forward, I might as well stretch my muscles by comforting you. Perhaps I could even sing you a lullabye? Would that help?
Oh, or maybe you could decide not to recline your seat, as I have done on every bus and train I've taken for the past six years? Considering that reclining adds to your comfort about .001%, and makes it so that I am frozen in a rigid, corpse-like state in my own seat, de-clining would seem to server the greater good; but it's totally up to you, brah.
2) Considering that you we're so incredibly close, maybe it would have made sense for you to bring an IPod and headphones on this trip. I mean, I packed light, what with it being a one-night trip and all, but I at least brought some tunes just in case I wanted to drown out the sound of 60 other people on my bus and listen to some of the music I like en route to Atlantic City. It's a crazy idea, I know, but portable, personal music has been around for about 30 years now, so maybe it's something you should look into.
3) Then again, IPods can be expensive, and portable CD players are nearly 20 dollars these days, so maybe that's something you can't afford. I get it, man. The economy is tight and you're trying to save every buck, so let me clue you in. They've come up with these crazy things called earplugs, and they cost about a dollar. Here's how I use them: basically, any time I know that my ears are going to be SIX FUCKING INCHES from somebody's mouth, I get myself a pair of these babies to drown out the noise. It could be talking; it could be snoring; it could be breathing. At that distance, it's more or less a function of BASIC HUMAN BEHAVIOR that I'm going to hear whatever the fuck is going on and I'm not going to be totally comfortable. I might like to drown some shit out. A nice pair of earplugs achieves this in a cheap, easily-available way.
4) Maybe, whatever the fuck your problem is, you could just shut the fuck up and let it go and not be such a fucking pussy. You ever think of that, you stupid son of a bitch? Instead of complaing about people having a conversation and then spending the next sixty minutes swinging your head around like a wild man as you fall asleep, nod off into the aisle, and wake up AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, you could just stay awake for an extra hour on your way down to the fucking casinos.
These are only a few of the many possible solutions I could propose to the problems you enountered on the prime time bus from the Port Authority to Caesar's on the night of Friday, March 13th. If I can be of any more assistance, please don't hesitate to contact me. I can be reached at youreafuckingfuck@worthlesspieceofshit.com.
Regards!
Jeremiah Johnson
Note: I actually have no problem with this guy. Many's the time I've been on a bus or train between NYC and DC and been totally frustrated with conversations going on around me. As soon as he requested that Bardey and I quiet down, we did, and with no complaint. It's just that I didn't bring any reading material on the bus and had an hour and half to stew to myself about it, and this is what I came up with. If I receive one request with regards to this blog, it's that I be more angry, so I figured I might as well publish this. Hope you enjoyed.
3.12.2009
Visiting Lecturer, Vol. 1
Most of us have been doing fantasy since college or thereafter, in the era of web-compiled stats and high-falutin' services offering instant updates, live scoring, and--praise be--chat rooms. We're familiar with the term "roto," but mostly just as a synonym for fantasy or as the fake surname of ESPN guru Matthew Berry. For Browless Wonders owner Will Shoaf, though, 'roto' still exists in its original meaning, from the days when Shoaf's dad and his weird, probably dental-based, friends would do a rotisserie baseball league where everyone is playing everyone all the time.
Still trying to please his Dad after all these years, Will has compiled our league's results as if it were a roto league. I don't think I can cut and paste his formatting (he made a chart!) into this site, so I'm just going to try to publish a link. Let me know if this works:
Will's Roto Analysis
[UPDATE: I've replaced the original link with the one from the comments section that supposedly works.]
Still trying to please his Dad after all these years, Will has compiled our league's results as if it were a roto league. I don't think I can cut and paste his formatting (he made a chart!) into this site, so I'm just going to try to publish a link. Let me know if this works:
Will's Roto Analysis
[UPDATE: I've replaced the original link with the one from the comments section that supposedly works.]
Morning Dump
A quick look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Chris Paul, Browless
.688 - .889 - 0 - 30 - 10 -13 - 4 - 0
Loose Stool: Ben Gordon, Snap Jelly
.100 - 1.000 - 0 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 0 - 0
Upper Decker: Rasual Butler, Black Prez
.389 - .500 - 6 - 21 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1
Hot Shit: Chris Paul, Browless
.688 - .889 - 0 - 30 - 10 -13 - 4 - 0
Loose Stool: Ben Gordon, Snap Jelly
.100 - 1.000 - 0 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 0 - 0
Upper Decker: Rasual Butler, Black Prez
.389 - .500 - 6 - 21 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1
3.11.2009
Morning Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: LeBron James, Snap Jelly
.435 - .750 - 0 - 32 - 13 - 11 - 2 - 2
Loose Stool: Wilson Chandler, Browless
.333 - .000 - 0 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 0 - 0
Upper Decker: Larry Hughes, Fire Groh
.650 - .889 - 5 - 39 - 6 - 2 - 4 - 0
(Just to be clear, the Upper Decker designation refers to the best performance by a bench player. Quality work, but in the wrong location.)
Hot Shit: LeBron James, Snap Jelly
.435 - .750 - 0 - 32 - 13 - 11 - 2 - 2
Loose Stool: Wilson Chandler, Browless
.333 - .000 - 0 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 0 - 0
Upper Decker: Larry Hughes, Fire Groh
.650 - .889 - 5 - 39 - 6 - 2 - 4 - 0
(Just to be clear, the Upper Decker designation refers to the best performance by a bench player. Quality work, but in the wrong location.)
3.10.2009
Week 19 in Review: Game Re-Caps
What you missed if you were only paying attention to your own game, you selfish prick.
Before I dive in I wanted to announce a few changes to the Faculty. Firstly, you'll notice that there's a "Recent Moves" column off to the right. Rather than providing a weekly wrap-up, I'll try to post moves as they happen (imagine Jack Bauer screaming "I need that information in real time!"), so that you can get the freshest version of my opinion on why they are stupid/pointless. Also, one of our regulars has inquired about writing a guest blog, and I would like to widely announce that that is more than welcome. The point of this is to be a league site, and while I like to post my own bullshit, I'd also love to make this a repository of all the different kinds of bullshit we're able to come up with in this group. Please remember to include something to the effect of "This is nowhere near as good as Sovic's stuff" in the Comments section, though, to protect my oh-so-fragile ego. Anyways, if you want to submit something, just send it to me in an e-mail or attached to an e-mail and I will get it formatted into the blog.
Now onto some Game Re-Caps:
Fire Al Groh 5 (ft%/3pm/pts/reb/blk)
Fear the Turtle 3 (fg%/ast/stl)
What an appropriate week for these two teams to play, and what an appropriate outcome. The Hoos' victory over the Terps likely ended their chances at an NCAA berth, while FAG's defeat of the Turtle probably drove the final nail in the coffin of any playoff hopes for Dev. The epitaph on that playoff gravestone (extended metaphor!) may very well want to mention the early-week injury to Caron Butler, who ended up playing only one game in Week 19. CaBron did nearly contribute an Octuplet in his return, but even Tony Parker's big week (112 pts, 30 ast, 60% fgp and 96% ftp) couldn't overcome those three missed games. Bardey's boys had a number of well-rounded performances, most notably Mo Williams' 15 threes, 100 points, 17 boards and 15 assists. They also garnered a rare win in free throw percentage, owing to strong weeks by Williams, Vince Carter, Nate Robinson, and Josh Howard, and a not-awful week by Dwight Howard.
The Browless Wonders 7 (everything but blk)
Black Ice 1 (blk)
There's never all that much to say about these match-ups with Black Ice. Once again he had an 0-fer in the line-up, but Luol Deng didn't miss a game until after the week had started, so I'm not sure we can blame him. Let's focus on the positives for the Wonders: neither Chris Paul nor Jason Terry missed a free throw; Delonte West had a league-leading 13 steals on the strength of an 8-steal game; and Charlie V and Luis Scola both averaged double-doubles in scoring and boarding. If only Will had some big men he might have had a clean sweep by winning blocks. What's that you say? Charlie Villanueva, David West, Luis Scola, and Marcus Camby are all big men who should be able to get some blocks? Well maybe Will should think about getting some big guys who are interested in playing defense, or don't have migraine headaches that keep them out for weeks at a time.
Kill Whitey 4 (ft%/3pm/ast/blk)
Black Prezodents 3 (fg%/pts/reb)
Here's what I wrote on Sunday evening as this match-up was winding down: "So far this season, the Black Prezodents are tops in the league in steals, averaging almost 35 a week. Kill Whitey, on the other hand, is last in the league averaging a mere 13. And yet, as of this writing (sunday, 7:10), the two teams are separated by only one steal." That was me, up by a steal, and I thought it was a secure margin with JR Smith yet to play for me and Chris Anderson yet to play for Dekker. I was wrong; motherfucker tied me in steals. I think my Luck Factor has dipped by at least 1. Then again, I absolutely suck at field goal percentage, but Dekker's Whiteys were worst in the league this week, so maybe, as I suggested, it all balances out. Of note in the win was Steve Nash, who averaged 25 pts and 11 ast and shot 55%/88%.
Great Oden's Raven 5 (3pm/pts/reb/ast/stl)
Working's fo Suckers 3 (fg%/ft%/blk)
I don't normally proclaim a "Game of the Week" or anything, but if I did this would have been it. Of these two teams' 16 stat performances, 10 were in the top 3 in the league, including several in which they duked it out in the same category: Oden #1 and Suckers #2 in assists; Suckers #1 and Oden #2 in free throw percentage; Oden #2 and Suckers #3 in steals. Ultimately, though, Oden gained the slight edge in a few of those squeakers and continued their dominance of a select group of categories. This game also featured some drama, in that these two teams had recently made a big trade, and three of those players were in the starting line-ups. Only Jesse's acquisitions, however, had much to contribute, as Andris Biedrins apparently is not entirely over his injury. Randy Foye also missed some time, but Marc Gasol chipped in 11 blocks to lead the Suckers to victory in that category.
Snap Jelly Soldiers 6 (3pm/pts/reb/ast/stl/blk)
Screen Team 2 (fg%/ft%)
Screen Team is suffering right now from two teams' willingness to sit their stars, albeit for different reasons: the Celtics are a lock for the playoffs, and can afford to give their defensive centerpiece, Kevin Garnett, as much time as he needs to recover; and the Thunder are a lock for the lottery, and can't risk bringing the future of the franchise, Kevin Durant, back too soon. Fortunately, Screen Team is nearly a lock for the playoffs as well, so they can afford the spanking they took at the hands of Snap Jelly. Steffens' team has had a few off-weeks, but they were back in business to start March, leading the league in rebounds and blocks by considerable margins. As always, Snap Jelly was led by LeBron, who's really been stepping up his outside game lately (12 threes), and were helped along by solid all-around stats from top to bottom of the line-up.
Professor Dribbles 5 (fg%/pts/reb/ast/blk)
Dominique Moceanu 3 (ft%/3pm/stl)
If I bothered to name a Game of the Week, I suppose I can go ahead and name this Non-Game of the Week. Only two performances in this match-up--Dribbles' field goal percentage and Moceanu's threes--were in the top quarter of the league. Dribbles did secure the victory, but it should be noted that two of Billy's starters (Jeff Green and Allen Iverson) did not play a minute. Green's injury means that Billy very nearly acquired Baron Davis, Rasheed Wallace, and Michael Beasley in exchange for absolutely nothing a few weeks ago, so once again I have to applaud and thank him for his honest business dealing. Dekker may disagree.
The Best & Worst of Week 19:
FG%: Screen Team .508, Kill Whitey .451
FT%: Working's fo Suckers .856, Professor Dribbles .765
3PM: Fire Al Groh 49, Fear the Turtle 12
Pts: Great Oden's Raven 633, Black Ice 324
Reb: Snap Jelly Soldiers 242, Dominique Moceanu 125
Ast: Great Oden's Raven 154, Fire Al Groh 69
Stl: The Browless Wonders 47, Black Ice 21
Blk: Snap Jelly Soldiers 40, Dominique Moceanu 9
We're less than two weeks from the start of the play-offs, so this is the last chance for teams like Kill Whitey, Professor Dribbles, and Fear the Turtle to make their move. Here's who's battling in Week 20:
Black Prezodents vs. Great Oden's Raven
The Browless Wonders vs. Kill Whitey
Fear the Turtle vs. Black Ice
Professor Dribbles vs. Fire Al Groh
Snap Jelly Soldiers vs. Dominique Moceanu
Working's fo Suckers vs. Screen Team
Good luck to all except for Bernier, porque el presidente no es mas que una marioneta.
Before I dive in I wanted to announce a few changes to the Faculty. Firstly, you'll notice that there's a "Recent Moves" column off to the right. Rather than providing a weekly wrap-up, I'll try to post moves as they happen (imagine Jack Bauer screaming "I need that information in real time!"), so that you can get the freshest version of my opinion on why they are stupid/pointless. Also, one of our regulars has inquired about writing a guest blog, and I would like to widely announce that that is more than welcome. The point of this is to be a league site, and while I like to post my own bullshit, I'd also love to make this a repository of all the different kinds of bullshit we're able to come up with in this group. Please remember to include something to the effect of "This is nowhere near as good as Sovic's stuff" in the Comments section, though, to protect my oh-so-fragile ego. Anyways, if you want to submit something, just send it to me in an e-mail or attached to an e-mail and I will get it formatted into the blog.
Now onto some Game Re-Caps:
Fire Al Groh 5 (ft%/3pm/pts/reb/blk)
Fear the Turtle 3 (fg%/ast/stl)
What an appropriate week for these two teams to play, and what an appropriate outcome. The Hoos' victory over the Terps likely ended their chances at an NCAA berth, while FAG's defeat of the Turtle probably drove the final nail in the coffin of any playoff hopes for Dev. The epitaph on that playoff gravestone (extended metaphor!) may very well want to mention the early-week injury to Caron Butler, who ended up playing only one game in Week 19. CaBron did nearly contribute an Octuplet in his return, but even Tony Parker's big week (112 pts, 30 ast, 60% fgp and 96% ftp) couldn't overcome those three missed games. Bardey's boys had a number of well-rounded performances, most notably Mo Williams' 15 threes, 100 points, 17 boards and 15 assists. They also garnered a rare win in free throw percentage, owing to strong weeks by Williams, Vince Carter, Nate Robinson, and Josh Howard, and a not-awful week by Dwight Howard.
The Browless Wonders 7 (everything but blk)
Black Ice 1 (blk)
There's never all that much to say about these match-ups with Black Ice. Once again he had an 0-fer in the line-up, but Luol Deng didn't miss a game until after the week had started, so I'm not sure we can blame him. Let's focus on the positives for the Wonders: neither Chris Paul nor Jason Terry missed a free throw; Delonte West had a league-leading 13 steals on the strength of an 8-steal game; and Charlie V and Luis Scola both averaged double-doubles in scoring and boarding. If only Will had some big men he might have had a clean sweep by winning blocks. What's that you say? Charlie Villanueva, David West, Luis Scola, and Marcus Camby are all big men who should be able to get some blocks? Well maybe Will should think about getting some big guys who are interested in playing defense, or don't have migraine headaches that keep them out for weeks at a time.
Kill Whitey 4 (ft%/3pm/ast/blk)
Black Prezodents 3 (fg%/pts/reb)
Here's what I wrote on Sunday evening as this match-up was winding down: "So far this season, the Black Prezodents are tops in the league in steals, averaging almost 35 a week. Kill Whitey, on the other hand, is last in the league averaging a mere 13. And yet, as of this writing (sunday, 7:10), the two teams are separated by only one steal." That was me, up by a steal, and I thought it was a secure margin with JR Smith yet to play for me and Chris Anderson yet to play for Dekker. I was wrong; motherfucker tied me in steals. I think my Luck Factor has dipped by at least 1. Then again, I absolutely suck at field goal percentage, but Dekker's Whiteys were worst in the league this week, so maybe, as I suggested, it all balances out. Of note in the win was Steve Nash, who averaged 25 pts and 11 ast and shot 55%/88%.
Great Oden's Raven 5 (3pm/pts/reb/ast/stl)
Working's fo Suckers 3 (fg%/ft%/blk)
I don't normally proclaim a "Game of the Week" or anything, but if I did this would have been it. Of these two teams' 16 stat performances, 10 were in the top 3 in the league, including several in which they duked it out in the same category: Oden #1 and Suckers #2 in assists; Suckers #1 and Oden #2 in free throw percentage; Oden #2 and Suckers #3 in steals. Ultimately, though, Oden gained the slight edge in a few of those squeakers and continued their dominance of a select group of categories. This game also featured some drama, in that these two teams had recently made a big trade, and three of those players were in the starting line-ups. Only Jesse's acquisitions, however, had much to contribute, as Andris Biedrins apparently is not entirely over his injury. Randy Foye also missed some time, but Marc Gasol chipped in 11 blocks to lead the Suckers to victory in that category.
Snap Jelly Soldiers 6 (3pm/pts/reb/ast/stl/blk)
Screen Team 2 (fg%/ft%)
Screen Team is suffering right now from two teams' willingness to sit their stars, albeit for different reasons: the Celtics are a lock for the playoffs, and can afford to give their defensive centerpiece, Kevin Garnett, as much time as he needs to recover; and the Thunder are a lock for the lottery, and can't risk bringing the future of the franchise, Kevin Durant, back too soon. Fortunately, Screen Team is nearly a lock for the playoffs as well, so they can afford the spanking they took at the hands of Snap Jelly. Steffens' team has had a few off-weeks, but they were back in business to start March, leading the league in rebounds and blocks by considerable margins. As always, Snap Jelly was led by LeBron, who's really been stepping up his outside game lately (12 threes), and were helped along by solid all-around stats from top to bottom of the line-up.
Professor Dribbles 5 (fg%/pts/reb/ast/blk)
Dominique Moceanu 3 (ft%/3pm/stl)
If I bothered to name a Game of the Week, I suppose I can go ahead and name this Non-Game of the Week. Only two performances in this match-up--Dribbles' field goal percentage and Moceanu's threes--were in the top quarter of the league. Dribbles did secure the victory, but it should be noted that two of Billy's starters (Jeff Green and Allen Iverson) did not play a minute. Green's injury means that Billy very nearly acquired Baron Davis, Rasheed Wallace, and Michael Beasley in exchange for absolutely nothing a few weeks ago, so once again I have to applaud and thank him for his honest business dealing. Dekker may disagree.
The Best & Worst of Week 19:
FG%: Screen Team .508, Kill Whitey .451
FT%: Working's fo Suckers .856, Professor Dribbles .765
3PM: Fire Al Groh 49, Fear the Turtle 12
Pts: Great Oden's Raven 633, Black Ice 324
Reb: Snap Jelly Soldiers 242, Dominique Moceanu 125
Ast: Great Oden's Raven 154, Fire Al Groh 69
Stl: The Browless Wonders 47, Black Ice 21
Blk: Snap Jelly Soldiers 40, Dominique Moceanu 9
We're less than two weeks from the start of the play-offs, so this is the last chance for teams like Kill Whitey, Professor Dribbles, and Fear the Turtle to make their move. Here's who's battling in Week 20:
Black Prezodents vs. Great Oden's Raven
The Browless Wonders vs. Kill Whitey
Fear the Turtle vs. Black Ice
Professor Dribbles vs. Fire Al Groh
Snap Jelly Soldiers vs. Dominique Moceanu
Working's fo Suckers vs. Screen Team
Good luck to all except for Bernier, porque el presidente no es mas que una marioneta.
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