Cluj University, Faculty of Letters: January 2012

1.03.2012

Tuesday Noon Dump

A quick look at last night's highs and lows. I think the categories are self explanatory, but I've provided definitions for dumb people...
(FG - FT - 3pt - reb - ast - st - blk - pts)

Hot Shit --best line of the night

Kevin Love, Dripping Man Klove
8/15 - 4/5 - 4 -15 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 24

Loose Stool--worse line of the night
Ed Davis, Big Guy Big Guy
1/5 - 0/0 - 0 - 1 - 1 - 0 - 0 - 2

Shart--surprising line of the night
Jarrett Jack, Barbara Streisand
11/17 - 4/4 - 1 - 5 - 11 - 1 - 2 - 27

Upper Decker--best bench line of the night
Ben Gordon, Hip to be Clip
8/15 - 8/9 - 2 - 3 - 6 - 0 - 0 - 26

You disagree? Tell it in the comments, bitches.
A special thanks to Dois for being in charge of research.

Missing: Sovic Tarasovic

Have you seen this man? Known for his frequent posting of witty and acerbic comments on the Cluj University Faculty of Letters blog, this man was last seen posting in March of 2011. If found, please give a swift kick in the nuts and put a laptop in front of him.

His Cluj family misses him so much...

2010-2011 Octuplet Register

The Octuplet represents the pinnacle of fantasy basketball contributions: registering at least one stat in each of the volume categories, a field goal percentage of .350 or above and a .700 or better free throw percentage in one game. Lines are listed in standard ESPN order (FG% - FT% - 3PM - Reb - Ast - Stl - Blk - Pts)

October/November 2010

11/30
Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.632 - .909 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 37

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.591 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 32

11/28
LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.556 - .818 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 30

Aaron Afflalo, Uno Dos 3
.455 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 15

Jason Richardson, Ready for the World
.625 - 1.000 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 39

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.500 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 3 - 15

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - 1.000 - 3 - 7 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 23

Deron Williams, I'm Optimus Prime
.571 - .889 - 2 - 5 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 26

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.857 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

11/27
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 13

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .714 - 2 - 9 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/26
OJ Mayo
.571 - 1.000 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 23

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.450 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 22

Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 8 - 1 - 1 - 17

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.417 - .778 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 3 - 18

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.458 - .857 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 30

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.529 - .833 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/24
Ray Allen, Mrs. Windhorst
.455 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 15

Jeff Green, Mrs. Windhorst
.538 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 17

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.471 - .857 - 4 - 6 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 26

Jrue Holiday, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 16

11/23
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 6 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 15

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 17

Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 16

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.412 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/22
Al-Farouq Aminu, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 16

CJ Miles, I'm Optimus Prime
.615 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 20

11/21
Lamar Odom, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.625 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 15

Stephen Curry, Big Guy Big Guy
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 13

11/20
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - 1.000 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 1 - 20

11/19
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.765 - .833 - 4 - 5 - 11 - 4 - 1 - 35

Gilbert Arenas, Barbra Streisand
.467 - .800 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.409 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 25

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/18
Brandon Rush, Uno Dos 3
.571 - 1.000 - 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 14

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.429 - .857 - 4 - 7 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 22

11/17
Kevin Love, Browless Wonders
.636 - 1.000 - 2 - 14 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 24

Wilson Chandler, Uno Dos 3
.556 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 13

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.750 - 1.000 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 2 - 16

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 18

Michael Beasley, Black Prezodents
.609 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 33

Eric Gordon, Black Prezodents
.474 - .769 - 2 - 3 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/16
Raymond Felton, Big Guy Big Guy
.385 - .700 - 2 - 8 - 11 - 1 - 1 - 19

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.563 - .857 - 1 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 7 - 25

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .875 - 1 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 22

11/15
Charlie Villanueva, Browless Wonders
.500 - .857 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 18

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.400 - .895 - 1 - 4 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 26

Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.545 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 15

Jason Terry, I'm Optimus Prime
.474 - .833 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 26

Steve Nash, Uno Dos 3
.353 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 2 - 1 - 15

11/14
Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 23

11/13
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.600 - 1.000 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 18

Kirk Hinrich, Hip To Be Clip
.750 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 1 - 8

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .750 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 10

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.692 - 1.000 - 1 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 28

Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.400 - 1.000 - 1 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 24

11/12
Russel Westbrook, I'm Optimus Prime
.545 - .917 - 1 - 7 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 36

Gerald Wallace, Browless Wonders
.600 - .750 - 1 - 14 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 25

11/11
Ron Artest, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.636 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 18

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.474 - .857 - 2 - 11 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 26

11/10
Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 22

John Salmons, Black Prezodents
.583 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 16

Richard Jefferson, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 22

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - .833 - 2 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 25

Amar'e Stoudemire, Mrs. Windhorst
.600 - .875 - 1 - 10 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 33

11/9
Ben Gordon, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.429 - 1.000 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 8

Paul Millsap, I'm Optimus Prime
.679 - .714 - 3 - 9 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 46

11/8
Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.500 - 1.000 - 1 - 8 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 32

Paul Pierce, Big Guy Big Guy
.526 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 24

Monta Ellis, Mrs. Windhorst
.588 - .778 - 1 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 28

11/6
Nicolas Batum, Ready for the World
.500 - .750 - 3 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Eric Bledsoe, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 14

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.588 - .700 - 2 - 10 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 29

Anthony Morrow, Hip To Be Clip
.588 - 1.000 - 4 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 25

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.458 - 1.000 - 4 - 3 - 5 - 2 - 1 - 28

Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.579 - 1.000 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 32

11/5
Hedo Turkoglu, Mrs. Windhorst
.545 - 1.000 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 18

Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.438 - 1.000 - 1 - 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 28

Darren Collison, Browless Wonders
.385 - .889 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 19

LeBron James, Big Guy Big Guy
.375 - .875 - 1 - 7 - 10 - 3 - 1 - 20

Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.385 - .750 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - .800 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 23

Brandon Jennings, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 1 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 18

11/4
Danilo Gallinari, Ready for the World
.636 - 1.000 - 4 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 24

Luol Deng, Hip To Be Clip
.385 - .800 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 17

11/3
Chris Paul, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .833 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 1 - 25

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.450 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 23

11/2
Rudy Gay, Black Prezodents
.667 - 1.000 - 3 - 4 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 30

11/1
Andrea Bargnani, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.588 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 28

10/31
Kevin Durant, Uno Dos 3
.421 - .889 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 28

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.583 - .750 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 19

10/30
Derrick Rose, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.481 - .769 - 3 - 6 - 7 - 2 - 2 - 39

OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.524 - 1.000 - 5 - 7 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 29

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.500 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 22

Carmelo Anthony, Barbra Streisand
.400 - 1.000 - 2 - 4 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 24

Stephen Jackson, Black Prezodents
.533 - .800 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 23

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.435 - .875 - 2 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 29

10/29
OJ Mayo, Lamar Odom's Titter Feed
.353 - 1.000 - 4 - 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 20

Antawn Jamison, Uno Dos 3
.444 - 1.000 - 3 - 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 13

Danny Granger, Hip To Be Clip
.522 - .750 - 6 - 5 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 33

Andre Iguodala, Barbra Streisand
.526 - .833 - 2 - 6 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 27

Josh Smith, Barbra Streisand
.364 - .750 - 1 - 9 - 3 - 1 - 6 - 12

10/28
Channing Frye, Uno Dos 3
.400 - .800 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 14

Andrei Kirilenko, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.385 - .800 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 19

10/27
Dwyane Wade, Browless Wonders
.500 - .750 - 1 - 7 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 30

Anthony Tolliver, Old Man Whiteford
.375 - 1.000 - 2 - 7 - 3 - 1 - 4 - 14

Brandon Roy, Black Prezodents
.368 - .750 - 2 - 10 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 22

Manu Ginobili, Barbra Streisand
.429 - 1.000 - 5 - 3 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 22

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