A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows
Hot Shit: Zach Randolph, Corn Rows 'n' Tats
.619 - 1.000 - 1 - 32 - 24 - 3 - 1 - 1
Loose Stool: Shaq, Bronxville Bitchsmackers (I also thought about Chalmers...)
.143 - .750 - 0 - 5 - 8 - 0 - 0 - 0
Shart: Raymond Felton, Black Prez (hot shit worthy as well...but it surprises me because I don't fucking expect Ray to do this shit).
.500 - 1.000 - 3 - 27 - 9 - 7 - 2 -0
12.20.2009
12.15.2009
Tuesday Afternoon Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows
Hot Shit: Deron Williams, Corn Rows 'n' Tats
.550 - .778 - 2 - 38 - 3 - 13 - 2 - 0
This was a tough one, as there were many good nights had last night (Dwight Howard, Kevin Durant, etc) but I felt that being involved in at least 64 points (that assumes all those assists were on 2-pointers) was worth a Hot Shit.
Loose Stool: Andrei Kirilenko, Teen Wolf
.750 - .500 - 0 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 0
Shart: Thaddeus Young, Black Prezodents
.571 - 1.000 - 1 - 26 - 14 - 4 - 3 - 1
Hot Shit: Deron Williams, Corn Rows 'n' Tats
.550 - .778 - 2 - 38 - 3 - 13 - 2 - 0
This was a tough one, as there were many good nights had last night (Dwight Howard, Kevin Durant, etc) but I felt that being involved in at least 64 points (that assumes all those assists were on 2-pointers) was worth a Hot Shit.
Loose Stool: Andrei Kirilenko, Teen Wolf
.750 - .500 - 0 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 0
Shart: Thaddeus Young, Black Prezodents
.571 - 1.000 - 1 - 26 - 14 - 4 - 3 - 1
12.13.2009
Sunday Morning Dump
A quck daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Gilbert Arenas, WWTMD
.400 - .571 - 2 - 22 - 10 - 11 - 2 - 0
Loose Stool: Warriors named Anthony, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
Anthony Morrow
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 0
Anthony Randolph
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 1 - 0 - 0 - 0
Shart: Jason Thompson, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.647 - .333 - 0 - 23 - 12 - 3 - 1 - 1
Upper Decker: Dirk Nowitzki, Cowboys
.412 - .800 - 0 - 36 - 6 - 2 - 3 - 1
Dev: desperately trying to get Reeves'd.
Hot Shit: Gilbert Arenas, WWTMD
.400 - .571 - 2 - 22 - 10 - 11 - 2 - 0
Loose Stool: Warriors named Anthony, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
Anthony Morrow
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 0
Anthony Randolph
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 1 - 0 - 0 - 0
Shart: Jason Thompson, Unfrozen Caveman Bogut
.647 - .333 - 0 - 23 - 12 - 3 - 1 - 1
Upper Decker: Dirk Nowitzki, Cowboys
.412 - .800 - 0 - 36 - 6 - 2 - 3 - 1
Dev: desperately trying to get Reeves'd.
12.10.2009
Thursday Early Morning Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows
Hot Shit: Kobe Bryant, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.526 - .750 - 1 - 27 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 2
Loose Stool: Mike Bibby, Teen Wolf
.200 - NA - 0 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 0
Shart: Johnny Flynn, Teen Wolf
.444 - .714 - 1 - 14 - 2 - 9 - 1 - 0
I would also like to note that I completed the Octuplet Register back to the start of our season. I will leave it to someone else to tally up what players and owners have had the most.
Hot Shit: Kobe Bryant, Bronxville BitchSmackers
.526 - .750 - 1 - 27 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 2
Loose Stool: Mike Bibby, Teen Wolf
.200 - NA - 0 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 0
Shart: Johnny Flynn, Teen Wolf
.444 - .714 - 1 - 14 - 2 - 9 - 1 - 0
I would also like to note that I completed the Octuplet Register back to the start of our season. I will leave it to someone else to tally up what players and owners have had the most.
12.09.2009
Wednesday Morning Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Lebron James, unfrozencavemanbogut
.483 -.917 - 4 - 43 -13 - 6 - 0 - 1
Loose Stool: Anderson Varejao, unfrozencavemanbogut
.333 -.333- 0 - 5 -6 - 0 - 0 - 0 (I actually didn't look through for this one; it's Dois's choice)
Shart: OJ Mayo, Cowboys
.556 - 1.000 - 3 - 28 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 0
I think 4 ocuplets last night...but can't remember who...
Hot Shit: Lebron James, unfrozencavemanbogut
.483 -.917 - 4 - 43 -13 - 6 - 0 - 1
Loose Stool: Anderson Varejao, unfrozencavemanbogut
.333 -.333- 0 - 5 -6 - 0 - 0 - 0 (I actually didn't look through for this one; it's Dois's choice)
Shart: OJ Mayo, Cowboys
.556 - 1.000 - 3 - 28 - 5 - 5 - 1 - 0
I think 4 ocuplets last night...but can't remember who...
12.07.2009
Monday at lunchtime dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Dwayne Wade, Call em Bullets
.625 -.875 - 0 - 34 - 5 - 10 - 1 - 4
Loose Stool: Jason Thompson, unfrozencavemanbogut
.222 -.500- 0 - 5 -8 - 4 - 0 - 0 (He did get 8 rebs, which is nice, and there are similarly shitty lines from a few Sunday night players. However, his low %'s and 0 stl and blk numbers sealed it)
Shart: Larry Hughes, Power Bottom and Jelly
.417 - .824 - 1 - 25 - 4 - 4 - 0 - 1
After 8 octuplets on Sat night, no one had an octuplet last night.
Hot Shit: Dwayne Wade, Call em Bullets
.625 -.875 - 0 - 34 - 5 - 10 - 1 - 4
Loose Stool: Jason Thompson, unfrozencavemanbogut
.222 -.500- 0 - 5 -8 - 4 - 0 - 0 (He did get 8 rebs, which is nice, and there are similarly shitty lines from a few Sunday night players. However, his low %'s and 0 stl and blk numbers sealed it)
Shart: Larry Hughes, Power Bottom and Jelly
.417 - .824 - 1 - 25 - 4 - 4 - 0 - 1
After 8 octuplets on Sat night, no one had an octuplet last night.
12.06.2009
Very early Sunday Morning Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Dirk Nowitzki, Cowboys
.458 -.800 - 2 - 32 - 9 - 2 - 1 - 4
Loose Stool #1: Chris Anderson, Mr. Wizard
.000 -1.000- 0 - 2 - 3 - 0 - 0 - 1 (oh birdman, you flew like shit)
Loose Stool #2: Dev Batta, Cowboys owner
Set your fucking lineup. However, despite not setting your lineup, you're still beating Billy 5-3. So, maybe keep it up?
Shart: Kevin Love, WWTMD (only the 2nd game back from injury, and he's already throwing up an octuplet. I think he's a complete douche, but I'm glad I picked him up).
.667 - 1.000 - 2 - 18 - 10 - 1 - 2 - 1
Also, 8 fucking ocuplets tonight. Wow. Would have been more if not for the "gay" percentage requirements (that's for you, beb).
Hot Shit: Dirk Nowitzki, Cowboys
.458 -.800 - 2 - 32 - 9 - 2 - 1 - 4
Loose Stool #1: Chris Anderson, Mr. Wizard
.000 -1.000- 0 - 2 - 3 - 0 - 0 - 1 (oh birdman, you flew like shit)
Loose Stool #2: Dev Batta, Cowboys owner
Set your fucking lineup. However, despite not setting your lineup, you're still beating Billy 5-3. So, maybe keep it up?
Shart: Kevin Love, WWTMD (only the 2nd game back from injury, and he's already throwing up an octuplet. I think he's a complete douche, but I'm glad I picked him up).
.667 - 1.000 - 2 - 18 - 10 - 1 - 2 - 1
Also, 8 fucking ocuplets tonight. Wow. Would have been more if not for the "gay" percentage requirements (that's for you, beb).
12.05.2009
Saturday Morning Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Chris Paul, Power Bottom & Jelly
.462 - 1.000 - 1 - 16 - 6 - 15 - 8 - 1
Loose Stool: Roy Hibbert, Black Prezodents
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 1 - 2 - 0 - 1
Shart: Chris Duhon, Cowboys
.625 - .500 - 4 - 25 - 4 - 10 - 1 - 0
Hot Shit: Chris Paul, Power Bottom & Jelly
.462 - 1.000 - 1 - 16 - 6 - 15 - 8 - 1
Loose Stool: Roy Hibbert, Black Prezodents
.000 - NA - 0 - 0 - 1 - 2 - 0 - 1
Shart: Chris Duhon, Cowboys
.625 - .500 - 4 - 25 - 4 - 10 - 1 - 0
12.04.2009
Friday Morning Dump
A quick daily look at last night's highs and lows.
Hot Shit: Aaron Brooks, Cowboys
.533 - 1.000 - 5 - 25 - 2 - 7 - 2 - 0
Loose Stool: Mario Chalmers, Power Bottom & Jelly
.500 - .500 - 0 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 0
Shart: Carl Landry, Corn Rows 'n tats
.800 - 1.000 - 0 - 22 - 9 - 1 - 2 - 3
I struggled here; Landry's good now, so maybe it's not that surprising. And maybe Aaron Brooks should be the surprising shart and and Landry the hot shit. I don't know. Discuss amongst yourselves in the comment section.
-WWTMD
Hot Shit: Aaron Brooks, Cowboys
.533 - 1.000 - 5 - 25 - 2 - 7 - 2 - 0
Loose Stool: Mario Chalmers, Power Bottom & Jelly
.500 - .500 - 0 - 7 - 1 - 3 - 1 - 0
Shart: Carl Landry, Corn Rows 'n tats
.800 - 1.000 - 0 - 22 - 9 - 1 - 2 - 3
I struggled here; Landry's good now, so maybe it's not that surprising. And maybe Aaron Brooks should be the surprising shart and and Landry the hot shit. I don't know. Discuss amongst yourselves in the comment section.
-WWTMD
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